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Aug 24, 2022

It’s Stupid That Adults Are Afraid to Tell Each Other These Truths

You have a little something on your–

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Aug 2, 2022

I Accidentally Quit Drinking One Month Ago and the Results Are Annoying

Who wants to feel this good?

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Feb 8, 2022

The USA Is a Hormonal Teenager and We Should Treat It as Such

Come on, you were a mess back then too

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Sep 1, 2021

I Was a Bartender at a Strip Club. Here’s What I Learned about the Men Who Went There

Yeah, yeah, I know. Not ALL men.

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Aug 20, 2022

Those Old School Ads For Canoe Cologne Probably Say More About Us Than We’d Like to Admit

Just, wow.

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Aug 16, 2022

My First Social Weekend Without Alcohol Proved How Stupid I Am

It’s 11 p.m. Do you know where your dopamine is?

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Aug 10, 2022

Cognitive Decline Scares the Crap Out of Me, So This Is My Plan to Weasel Out of It

In which, she gets neurotic about neurons.

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Jul 27, 2022

The Republicans and Diet Coke: A Tragic Love Story

When something so bad makes them feel so good.

The Republicans and Diet Coke: A Tragic Love Story

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Jul 19, 2022

What a Penis Can Tell You About the Downfall of America

Plus, a few other overlooked harbingers of doom.

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Jul 11, 2022

No, Americans, You Can’t “Just Move to Italy”

But, if you make it through this post, you might still want to try.

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Jill Francis

Jill Francis

American immigrant in Italy with too many degrees in Psychology. I write about everything I’m afraid of. jillfranciswrites@gmail.com

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