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Jill Francis

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It’s Stupid That Adults Are Afraid to Tell Each Other These Truths

You have a little something on your–

Aug 24, 2022

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Aug 24, 2022

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I Accidentally Quit Drinking One Month Ago and the Results Are Annoying

Who wants to feel this good?

Aug 2, 2022

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Aug 2, 2022

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The USA Is a Hormonal Teenager and We Should Treat It as Such

Come on, you were a mess back then too

Feb 8, 2022

Two young girls dancing close together. They are wearing tank tops and look sweaty.

Feb 8, 2022

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I Was a Bartender at a Strip Club. Here’s What I Learned about the Men Who Went There

Yeah, yeah, I know. Not ALL men.

Sep 1, 2021

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Sep 1, 2021

Those Old School Ads For Canoe Cologne Probably Say More About Us Than We’d Like to Admit

Just, wow.

Aug 20, 2022

An empty, glass bottle of perfume sitting in beach sand.

Aug 20, 2022

My First Social Weekend Without Alcohol Proved How Stupid I Am

It’s 11 p.m. Do you know where your dopamine is?

Aug 16, 2022

Women sitting in fancy cocktail dresses and holding coupe glasses of pink champagne.

Aug 16, 2022

Cognitive Decline Scares the Crap Out of Me, So This Is My Plan to Weasel Out of It

In which, she gets neurotic about neurons.

Aug 10, 2022

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Aug 10, 2022

The Republicans and Diet Coke: A Tragic Love Story

When something so bad makes them feel so good.

Jul 27, 2022

The Republicans and Diet Coke: A Tragic Love Story

Jul 27, 2022

What a Penis Can Tell You About the Downfall of America

Plus, a few other overlooked harbingers of doom.

Jul 19, 2022

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Jul 19, 2022

No, Americans, You Can’t “Just Move to Italy”

But, if you make it through this post, you might still want to try.

Jul 11, 2022

A blonde woman and a black woman sit eating pizza with wine glasses in front of them.

Jul 11, 2022

Jill Francis

Jill Francis

American immigrant in Italy with too many degrees in Psychology. I write about everything I’m afraid of. jillfranciswrites@gmail.com

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