Agreed, of course. You know what makes them especially terrible? There's aways that one oyster on the plate that's like, WRONG and you just have to russian roulette that shit until you get the extra carcassy one. Why do people do this? I ate them twice. One of those times was on a date with the chief of staff of a capital city mayor's office when I was like 20 and he was very not 20. I did not lie about how much I hated the oysters OR how much I would not like giving him a blowjob afterwards. I never changed my mind about either.