How to Hook Up With Your Spouse While Your 75-Year-Old Parents Are Visiting

Three strikes so far, but we’re definitely not out.

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I never thought about what it would be like to not be able to have sex because I am spoiled rotten. My husband and I live alone, don’t have kids, and have healthy functioning parts under normal circumstances. We can shag at 3:30 pm on Wednesday in the…