This is so good. I also want to say that I love both milk chocolate and missionary sex and do not crave variety in either category. I don't know why things that work have to be complicated. Which leads me to another thought. The default for women our age is that we would rather get a root canal than get rogered, so if that's not the case for you, I wonder if a dick detox is going to be counterproductive. Like, what happens if you start dreaming of dick and then you have to throw out your vibrators because even those are too tempting and then you find yourself leaning against the washing machine on the spin cycle? Food for thought. (Pun not intended.) Either way, you're such a good writer that it embarrasses me :)