What a Penis Can Tell You About the Downfall of America

Plus, a few other overlooked harbingers of doom.

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If there’s one thing I am sure of in the middle of this summer of American implosion, it’s that this didn’t come out of nowhere. While many of us busied ourselves elbowing each other out of spots at elite universities, strapping into acceptable debt-to-income ratios, and rewarding…