Cognitive Decline Scares the Crap Out of Me, So This Is My Plan to Weasel Out of It

In which, she gets neurotic about neurons.

Photo by Anna Tarazevich

Let’s play the most effed-up game of roulette ever, shall we? Imagine that instead of numbers, there are the various diseases and maladies that befall aging people on the wheel. We’ve got cancer of all flavors, various issues resulting in physical…